Lhadies & Ghents, Bhoys & Ghirls it's that time again. The first Glasgow derby of the season. Can you smell it? Although that could be the smell of fear from thousands of Orcs soiling themselves in abject fear.
Have they got over the 2nd January yet? Or what about the 20th February when we tore them to shreds. The 2nd of March was also very pleasing.
Have they got over the 2nd January yet? Or what about the 20th February when we tore them to shreds. The 2nd of March was also very pleasing.
Last season against the Kinning Park XI was great for a number of reasons. We beat them three times, drawing two and losing two. Scoring 10 goals in the process. Undefeated at Govan Zoo.
4 October 2010 Celtic Park 1–3
02 January 2011 Death Star 2–0
06 February 2011 Mordor 2–2
20 February 2011 Celtic Park 3–0
02 March 2011 Celtic Park 1–0
20 March 2011 Hampden Park 1–2
24 April 2011 Snake Mountain 0–0
This game promises so much more, with our fans in the free broomloan trying to evoke a party atmosphere with beach balls and Taxman masks, while the bitter and twisted fans of 1690 FC engage in the usual sectarian choir of hatred and right wing jingoism. Let us only hope that Patrick Nevins oversized head or the SFA is listening, this Tim shall not be holding his breath.
This question also has to be asked - Will the club that practiced religious bigotry for most of its history be able to field a team for a future derby? Two court orders freezing their bank assets of many months of wages and the upcoming £50,000,000 HMRC tax case says its more than likely that the 138 year establishment club shall not see 139. This could well be the last time we face “Scotlands Shame”.
Two great new fads were borne of last season. The Broony & The Lenny. It will be interesting to see what new Hunskelping antics the team have in store. Talking about Hunskelping this past couple of weeks in the Timternet has been particularly hilarious. What with the Billionaire Craig Whyte on the verge of taking Cessnock FC into administration, the extremely funny attempts of the Rankgers twitter account inviting questions for David “Jurassic” Weir with the TwitterCSC hijacking it & the general GIRUY to the Scottish Sports “Journalists” who are clueless when it comes to this HMRC tax bill.
To summarize the pavement pirates have been weakened over the transfer window while Celtic have got stronger. But as the saying goes. “a wounded animal is at its most dangerous when cornered” But I shall state in no uncertain words that I do believe that Celtic shall win the league this season. But we shall need to go out and work for it and want it more than the scum. I shall leave you all with this little ditty. Oh, the Rangers are Shite.
Hail Hail
TotalCeltic
On-board the good ship SSL.
P.S All you mad Tims should be getting these printed if you are on you're way to iPox.
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