Saturday 24 September 2011

Super Ledley Is Majestic Defending Was Atrocious

Another SPL game another win for Celtic. If only the story was as simple as that. Celtic have had two relatively easy wins in the league and cup since last weekend’s defeat but there is more to this than meets the eye.

What was apparent was the scintillating and very eye catching performance of Joe Ledley against an underpowered Inverness who never really threatened anything except to win a lot of corners and make the Celtic defence yet more jittery than usual. It was clear that Ledley’s superbly taken goal did a lot to raise the team’s spirits and overall performance as another stunner featuring yet another direct run and finish by James Forrest soon followed.

The real talking point of course this week has been the obvious nervousness and lack of confidence at the heart of the Celtic defence. Like a lot of commentators I used to attribute the at times shambolic play by our defenders as a by-product of the nervousness of the crowd at Celtic Park that would somehow be transmitted to the players on the pitch, and that the crowd and players would add to this nervousness as the intensity rose and games got tight. That however is now very much last season’s theory.

As this nervousness has shown itself in both home and away games this season and clearly had some bearing on the overall poor performance of the team at Ibrox last weekend, there seems to be a lot more to this phenonmenon. Confidence just seems to go out the window especially in the goalkeeper and the central defenders and this in turn seems to infect the entire team at times when flowing moves turn to anxious flails. In golfing terms we seem to get the yips.

Other sporting teams have tried it before, and as major personnel changes are at least a couple of months away, but is it time for Celtic to get a mind coach into Lennoxtown to get to the root of this anxiety before it derails the season? Sure some of our defenders have individual weaknesses and Forster seems to have a psychological problem with commanding his penalty area – as the Kevin Bridges joke goes ‘no fear of anyone sending Fraser Forster a dangerous parcel as he’d never come to collect it.’ So could it be that it’s all in the mind and some positive thinking, followed of course by some positive action on the field, may cure the problem?

Strangely there are times when Celtic seem to be only one intercepted pass away from reaching the blistering form of the end of last season and in fact the 4-0 thrashing of Motherwell only two weeks ago was probably one of the best Celtic performances of the past few years.

For me it’s clear we’re missing that special added ingredient of our best form. That liitle ‘je ne sais quoi’ of past performances. That’s the width, speed and inventiveness of our attacking wing-backs.

Emilio Izaguirre and Mark Wilson were a key element in some of Celtic’s best performances in the last campaign. It’s obvious that with Emilio out through long-term injury and Wilson showing nowhere near the same form as last season Celtic have lost some of their zest and cutting edge. Izzy and Wilson were stand out performers in some key matches last season and their replacements have yet to show the same flair and sheer speed to cut though opposing defences and create more openings.

However with Emilio approaching recovery we have to hope that he will soon be back in the first team and that his contribution can be matched with a return to form by Mark Wilson. But in the meantime those yips need to be cured and with the resources that are available to the manager.

And if the team is being affected by the off field antics of the despicable Scottish press then they will just have to learn to become immune to it and ignore the ongoing attempts to unsettle the players and the management team. Leave it to the citizen journalists to shame the traditional media into action and report the truth and too apparent imbalances that happen on a daily basis in the SPL.

As Neil Lennon said today 'the fans were brilliant'. And we all need to be brilliant both on and off line too.

@the_eriugena chief reporter on Celtic and the media for @SixtySevenLive

Friday 16 September 2011

The smell of fear - Forty thousand Orcs.

Lhadies & Ghents, Bhoys & Ghirls it's that time again. The first Glasgow derby of the season. Can you smell it? Although that could be the smell of fear from thousands of Orcs soiling themselves in abject fear.
Have they got over the 2nd January yet? Or what about the 20th February when we tore them to shreds. The 2nd of March was also very pleasing.

Last season against the Kinning Park XI was great for a number of reasons. We beat them three times, drawing two and losing two. Scoring 10 goals in the process. Undefeated at Govan Zoo.

4 October 2010 Celtic Park 1–3
02 January 2011 Death Star 2–0
06 February 2011 Mordor 2–2
20 February 2011 Celtic Park 3–0
02 March 2011 Celtic Park 1–0
20 March 2011 Hampden Park 1–2
24 April 2011 Snake Mountain 0–0

This game promises so much more, with our fans in the free broomloan trying to evoke a party atmosphere with beach balls and Taxman masks, while the bitter and twisted fans of 1690 FC engage in the usual sectarian choir of hatred and right wing jingoism. Let us only hope that Patrick Nevins oversized head or the SFA is listening, this Tim shall not be holding his breath.

This question also has to be asked - Will the club that practiced religious bigotry for most of its history be able to field a team for a future derby? Two court orders freezing their bank assets of many months of wages and the upcoming £50,000,000 HMRC tax case says its more than likely that the 138 year establishment club shall not see 139. This could well be the last time we face “Scotlands Shame”.

Two great new fads were borne of last season. The Broony & The Lenny. It will be interesting to see what new Hunskelping antics the team have in store. Talking about Hunskelping this past couple of weeks in the Timternet has been particularly hilarious. What with the Billionaire Craig Whyte on the verge of taking Cessnock FC into administration, the extremely funny attempts of the Rankgers twitter account inviting questions for David “Jurassic” Weir with the TwitterCSC hijacking it & the general GIRUY to the Scottish Sports “Journalists” who are clueless when it comes to this HMRC tax bill.

To summarize the pavement pirates have been weakened over the transfer window while Celtic have got stronger. But as the saying goes. “a wounded animal is at its most dangerous when cornered” But I shall state in no uncertain words that I do believe that Celtic shall win the league this season. But we shall need to go out and work for it and want it more than the scum. I shall leave you all with this little ditty. Oh, the Rangers are Shite.

Hail Hail
TotalCeltic
On-board the good ship SSL.

P.S All you mad Tims should be getting these printed if you are on you're way to iPox.

Tuesday 13 September 2011

Uefa Rule Against Euromillions Rollover

Well it looks like justice has been done at last. The official Uefa website declares, ‘The Appeals Body heard the parties and decided to reject the appeal lodged by Sion, confirming that the Swiss club had fielded ineligible players in both matches. As a consequence, Celtic remain qualified for the UEFA Europa League group stage and will play against Club Atlético de Madrid on Thursday 15 September.’

So it looks like a victory for common sense after the Swiss club clearly broke Uefa and Fifa rules and fielded ineligible players in both legs of the Europa League tie against Celtic. In short FC Sion cheated, and knowingly cheated, and in spite of their attempts to circumvent football justice by appealing to just about every Swiss civil court they could find, they have been finally find guilty – and any further appeals would come after the Madrid v Celtic tie.

In truth though, as we reported at the time, the best way to have avoided this whole sorry situation would have been for FC Sion to have never been allowed to play in the Europa League against Celtic in the first place. They had broken the rules of football long before the tie took place and they only compounded their offence by fielding ineligible and therefore illegal players against Celtic in both legs.

The implications will be that despite their legal successes in other courts, FC Sion and their directors have bought the Swiss league and all those associated with it to a very low place and there should be repercussions for all Swiss football for allowing these clear rule breaches to continue and there has been much reported discontent with FC Sion from other clubs in their home league.

Not that the schism in Switzerland has been much reported by any Scottish or UK hacks apart from the well informed Videocelts blog. It was with an air of great reluctance that the Scottish media reported today’s ruling against Sion, and indeed it speaks volumes about the media that it was left to Celtic Football Club themselves and Tony Hamilton as @polishturnstile on Twitter to break the Celtic Europa victory via the web and social media.

For there is clearly no kudos for Scottish and UK journalists in breaking a positive Celtic story in the week of the run up to a Glasgow Derby game and especially when last night saw the inner circle of the press sharing an intimate Indian meal with Motherwell billionaire Craig Whyte as they attempt to shield him from the glare of being interrogated by any real journalists.

It would have been so consoling to the toothless Scottish hacks to have a nice juicy ‘Celtic out of Europa league again’ bone to suck on at this difficult time for Rangers and the Rangers media entourage. Sadly horrific dreams of administration and indigestion are to be the only hangover from Whyte’s last supper.

So Celtic can look forward to a Europa league campaign after all, and the fans can anticipate another Beach Ball Sunday if, that is, their opponents can field a team. All this at a time when the Celtic team showed their optimum form of the season overcoming a clueless Stuart McCall’s Motherwell outfit last weekend with some often breathtaking attacking football.
Because the other thing that the media entourage are not reporting is the obvious dissatisfaction and dissent among the Ibrox side most notably that of Jelavic who mysteriously seemed to discover an injury on his return to Glasgow having played a full and injury free game for Croatia last week – see my conversation with @CroatianSoccer on Twitter for more.

But it also looks like the normally well oiled media machine that surrounds Rangers in the week leading up to a Glasgow Derby has come well and truly unstuck as reports emerge tonight that former chief Martin Bain has secured the freezing of a further half million pounds of Rangers assets over fears of ‘insolvency’.

For Celtic there are only positives to be taken from today’s events as win, lose or draw against Atlético Madrid on Thursday it will be a rewarding experience for the young Celtic team and their still young manager to face more inventive opposition than they normally meet in the depressed SPL.

The outcome will be all the more rewarding too in other respects as the Euromillions from the campaign will be all the more welcome at this difficult time for Celtic’s poverty stricken opponents.

@the_eriugena chief reporter on Celtic and the media for @SixtySevenLive

Thursday 1 September 2011

Celtic Transfer Window Activity

IN: 4 @ £3,100,000

1 July 2011...........Kelvin Wilson..............Nottingham Forest.....Free
1 July 2011...........Adam Matthews...........Cardiff City...............Free
9 July 2011...........Victor Wanyama..........K. Beerschot AC.......£900,000
30 August 2011....Mohamed Bangura......AIK............................£2.2 million

LOANS IN: 2

17 August 2011.....Fraser Forster..............Newcastle United.......Season Loan
31 August 2011.....Badr El Kaddouri........Dynamo Kiev............6 Month Loan


SOLD: 1 @ £1,000,000

31 August 2011.....Shaun Maloney............Wigan Athletic...........£1,000,000

RELEASED: 11

1 May 2011...........Michael Ordish..............Out of Contract..........Released
1 May 2011...........Jordan Lowdon..............Out of Contract..........Released
1 May 2011...........Matty Hughes.................Out of Contract.........Released
1 May 2011...........Kieran Brennan..............Out of Contract..........Released
4 June 2011...........Sean Fitzharris................Greenock Morton......Free
7 June 2011...........Paul McGowan...............St Mirren...................Free
20 June 2011.........Ryan Conroy...................Dundee.....................Free
1 July 2011............Freddie Ljungberg..........Shimizu......................Free
1 July 2011............Andreas Hinkel...............Out of Contract..........Released
1 July 2011............Ben Hutchinson..............Kilmarnock................Free
8 July 2011............Graham Carey.................St Mirren...................Free

LOANS OUT: 8

7 July 2011............Niall McGinn...............Brentford......................Season Loan
26 July 2011..........Efraín Juárez................Zaragoza.......................Season Loan
4 August 2011.......Darren O'Dea...............Leeds United................Season Loan
9 August 2011.......Josh Thompson............Peterborough United.....Season Loan
25 August 2011.....Daryl Murphy...............Ipswich Town..............Season Loan
25 August 2011.....Richie Towell...............Hibernian......................Season Loan
26 August 2011.....Greig Spence................Hamilton Academical...Season Loan
31 August 2011......Jos Hooiveld................Southampton.................6 Month Loan
5 September 2011..Morten Rasmussen......Sivasspor.....................Six Month Loan